Gametender

This game is played while watching napoleon dynamite you drink:

1 Drink:
- Whenever "gosh" is said
- Whenever Uncle throws something
- Anytime Kip gets hit
- Anytime LaFawnduh's name is mentioned (or written)
- Whenever Napoleon gets assaulted
- Whenever Tina is shown
- Whenever anyone is eating(except for tots) or drinking

2 Drinks:
- When someone is eating tots.

1 Shot:
When someone is asked to the dance.

Watch old school and drink:

1 Drink:
- Someone mentions fraternity
- Someone says "Frank the Tank"
- Blue's name is said
- "Streaking" is mentioned

2 Drinks:
- The Godfather is mentioned
- They say "earmuffs"

Watch Orgazmo and drink:

1 Drink:
- Female nudity is blocked out by male nudity.
- "Neutered Man" is mentioned or seen.
- "Orgazmo...AND CHODA BOY!"
- The ghetto sushi bar owner appears.
- A man slaps his ass.
- Someone is shot with the Orgazmo-Ray (Chug when it's a main or supporting character).
- "Stunt cock" is said.

2 Drinks:
- Joe Young's (Trey Parker) fiancee screams loudly into the phone
- An ugly porn star appears.
- A non-porn action scene begins.
- The director mentions a sequel to Orgazmo.
- The director tries to increase Joe Young's salary.
- Joe Young tries to explain his morals.

3 Drinks:
- The horde of Jesus movies (Pulp Jesus, Raging Jesus, The Good, the Bad, and the Jesus, etc.) is seen at the video store.
- An exotic sexual position is discussed (ex: DVDA).
- "Now You're a Man" is heard.
- Three drinks each time the old lady uses profanity to berate Joe Young.
- Every time Matt Stone's character says a line that clarifies his sexual orientation (ex: "Hey, have you ever seen clash of the titans? I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but unicorns kick ass!").

Jerry Springer doesn't really need any liquor to be ridiculous, but here goes:

1 Drink:
- Whenever there is a beep (censored)
- When there's a fight, last person to finish their drink, takes another.
- Whenever they show free tickets screen, last person to put their thumb on the table drinks.
- Whenever someone says the title of the show (i.e. "I'm Cheating On You").
- During the final thought, if you get confused (Honesty is key).
- Whenever a guest comes out with a prop (i.e. flowers).
- Whenever a prop is used in a fight, take a shot of beer.
- Anytime an audience member tries to solve the problem.
- When someone's wig falls off.

2 Drinks:
- Whenever they go to commercial break, last person to sink quarter in center cup takes 2 shots.
- Whenever the chair person fixes the chairs, everyone stands and does the Jerry chant, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry". Last person to do so drinks.
- Whenever Jerry makes fun of a guest, stand up. Last person to stand drinks.
- Whenever you see a bouncer wearing a pink shirt, pat your head and rub your tummy, last person to do so drinks.

Special:
- During the credits, if someone has a prepared rap/skit, last person to take a shot of beer has to repeat what was said.
- Whenever a person gets into several fights drink the number of fights they have been in.
- Anytime you have had the problem the show is dealing with, finish you drink and refill you poor soul you.

Watch the movie, drink when:
- The F word is said.

Sounds easy? Try watching the movie.

Choose controller for set of four random maps.

1. Wii Wheel
2. Wiimote/nunchuck
3. Classic Controller

RULES:

Everyone takes a full beer or shot before races start.

2 teams of 2. One designated driver and designated drinker. The designated driver takes control of remote for the 1st and 3rd maps. Each time the driver is hit or gets hit by an item from the list below they multiply the controllers number by the items number and the driver takes the added number of drinks during the next race. (Red Shell hits the driver while using Wii Wheel driver will take 1 drink for that one instance).

The designated drinker during the off race (when they are not racing) must drink their drinks and keep track of the opposite teams drivers score for items.

If one player completes a race in first, the opposing teams players must each take a full drink (full beer or shot) before the next race can begin.

DURING RACE RULES

Falling off the course / burned / or derailed by map elements is one drink by controller per instance. Max 3 drinks.

ITEMS

1. Red, Blue Shells (indirect or directly hit), POW boxes, and rockets.
2. Mushroom sized players hitting you, star powered players hitting you, player with shells surrounding driver hitting you.
3. Bananas, fake boxes
4. Green shells
5. Hitting other teams driver with any item.

-1. Blocking any item.

*Someone calls for a medic-everyone takes a swig.
*They jump from a plane- drink half a beer or half a shot.
*When someone on screen drinks water or beer- everyone drinks the same amount as those on screen
*When the word "Easy company" is said everyone puts their hands on their heads, last person to do so finishes their beer
*Whenever someone uses any derogatory term for a German, take a shot of Jager.

The Rent Drinking Game

Take a drink when...

1. The word Rent is said/sung

2. Someone dies of AIDS

3. You see Roger physically leave the Apartment (can include Fire escape if you wish)

4. Maureen says "Pookie"

5. Mark Winds up his camera

6. You see Angel dressed as a man

7. Benny touches someone

8. JoAnne takes off a coat/blazer

9. Collins takes a drag from a Joint

10. Mimi is seen with a holding a drug (little baggie or in a syringe)

11. Someone talks to the Homeless

12. The answering machine says "Speak"

Too much fun! If you don't want to get drunk right away, wait until after the song "Rent" to initiate Rule 1.

This is by far the easiest drinking game for a movie.

Drink everytime the word "fuck" is said.

Good luck!

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