Gametender

Watch a porn movie. Every time you see a nipple take a shot. Make sure to roll over on your side as you pass out.

Just watch you favorite Cheech and Chong movie. Every time either Cheech or Chong says the word "man", you have to take a drink.

You can slim down the rules if you can't remember them all, but it should be pretty easy.

One Drink:
- Flashbacks
- Quagmire goes "OOH!" "giggity giggity" or "ALL RIGHT!"
- Peter's trademark laugh
- Peter drinks a beer/gets drunk
- Peter does something really stupid
- Peter says "Sweet"
- Stewie has a weapon
- Stewie says "Victory is mine!
- Stewie chatting with a random adult
- Lois makes dinner
- Brian is drinking alcohol/smoking a cigarette
- Quahog News
- Trisha Takinowa reports
- Scene driving in the family car

Two Drinks:
- Peter talks on the phone
- Brian and Stewie fight/make fun of each other
- Joe says "All right, lets do it!"
- Scene that is intentionally dragged on
- Chris says a good one-liner/does something stupid

Finish Beer:
- Someone/Group breaks out into a song
- Evil Monkey appearance
- Kid with upside-down head appearance
- William Shatner appearance
- Parody of another cartoon show

Watch 300, you drink when:

- Anytime someone says the word 'Sparta/Spartan'.
- Any dramatic facial close-ups. (continue to drink until the camera shot is over)
- Anytime you see a Spartan die.
- Anytime you see surprised Arab.
- One drink for every female nipple on-screen.
- Anytime someone becomes a pirate.
- Anytime a Spartan Queen is raped.
- Anytime a bunch of dudes cheer.

Here is the drinking game to play along to the movie "American Pie":

1 Drink:
- Stiffler swears
- Someone refers to Stiffler's mom
- Oz sings
- Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) gets flustered
- Oz says a pick up line
- Jim moans or talks dirty

2 Drinks:
- Sherman talks trash
- Any band camp story
- Blink 182 says something
- Any of the main guys drink alcohol

3 Drinks:
- One of the boys "blows it"
- A girl talks about Finch's unit

Whole Beer:
- Any reference to Canada

Rules are simple, every time you see one of the following in the movie, drink accordingly:

1 Drink:
- A beer is consumed
- Someone falls
- A girl's shirt is ripped off
- Landfill acts fat
- Something gets broken
- American Team acts gay

2 Drinks:
- Anyone says "Great Gam Gam" or refers to her as a whore
- Das Boot is mentioned or used
- Anytime food is thrown
- Whenever a frog is jerked off
- When Fink is wearing a different yamaka

3 Drinks:
- "Po Po" is said
- When the German Team acts gay
- Whenever they mispronounce Mr. Schniedelwichsen's name

4 Drinks:
- Someone is killed/dies
- Someone is punched or smacked
- A beer is shot gunned

Finish Drink:
- Someone yodels

Take a beer when a suspect does or you see any of the following.

1 Drink:
- Runs from police
- Denies ownership of any drugs or other contraband
- Has missing teeth
- Receives Miranda warning
- Cries or throws fit
- Lives in a trailer or mobile home
- Has a prior record or warrants
- Damages any vehicle
- Has a gun or knife
- Is/acts gay
- Is partially clothed(i.e. bare feet and underwear) or unclothed
- Any prostitute
- Cops use stop sticks
- Cops conduct sobriety test
- Officer says he likes night shift
- Anybody bleeds
- Female cop

Take a shot:
- Dog finds anybody
- Any woman beats up any man
- Any transvestite
- Presence of numerous or inappropriate number of animals
- Fire
- Anybody fires a gun
- Dead body
- Cop uses tazer or pepper spray

Watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer and follow these rules:

Guys: Drink whenever a 'Buffy' girl's bra strap shows
Girls: Drink whenever a 'Buffy' Guy is shirtless

1 Drink:
- When Buffy stakes a vamp, two sips if she kills the vamp with something other than a stake
- When a vamp shows up (No, Angel doesn't count)
- When Angel 'vamps out' (in repeats only now)
- When Oz 'wolfs out'
- When Willow or Giles says something no one else understands
- Whenever 'Dingoes Ate My Baby' plays
- Whenever you see 'The Look of Doom' on someone's face (watch Giles for this one, he does it a lot)
- When the gang overcomes 'impossible odds'

2 Drinks:
- At any reference to a weird named occult book
- When you see a reoccurring student like Harmony, Jonathan, Larry etc.. (repeats only now)
- When a cop actually does cop stuff
- If someone refers to the Amy rat
- If Willow changes Amy back
- If Faith wakes up, chug if she wants to be good again!
- When Xander actually had a good idea
- When Willow tries to look sexy
- When Oz shows a real emotion
- When Giles looks cool
- If Buffy gets another boyfriend (Several sips if that boyfriend is Xander, everything you got if it's Giles)

Finish Drink:
- if your favorite couple breaks up
- if they're back together by the end of the episode
- if a long gone character returns (like Spike, Dru, Jenny, Angel, Cordy, etc...)

This game works best when watching back-to-back episodes and it is recommended that each player picks one or two characters and drinks only for the rules that apply to that character(s).

Homer:
- Every time he says "D'oh", twice if there is a pause between the two syllables
- He drink Duff beer, twice if it is Duff Reserve of Fudd
- A woman other than Marge makes a sexual advance at him

Marge:
- Every time she sighs in dissapproval
- Homer apologizes to her
- She makes a sexual advance at Homer
- She gets something caught in her hair
- Drink three times if she gets drunkBart:
- Every time Homer rewards him for doing nothing or something wrong
- He destroys something of Lisa's
- He gets beat up or laughed at by Nelson and/or his buddies
- Drink three times if he admits willingness to cross-dress or kisses a boy.

Lisa:
- Every time she hallucinates
- She plays her sax
- She is scolded for being truthful or having independent thought
- Every time she goes crazy or gets mad
- Drink three times when she is wrong about something

Maggie:
- Every time her pacifier is not in her mouth and twice if she says something (baby talk) or burps
- She shows signs of neglect
- She is in any immediate danger to her life
- Homer forgets her name

Everyone drinks when:
- Every time anyone defies the laws of physics
- Someone is killed or shot, three times if by the hands of Maggie
- Santa's Little Helper gets laid
- There is a parody of some historical event
- There is reference to or parody of a classic novel or movie
- There is reference to Vishnu
- Apu is somewhere other than the Quick-E-Mart
- Dr. Hibbert laughs
- Bill Clinton is parodied
- Zombies pass up Homer for a more suitable victim
- Nelson laughs at the expense of others

First everyone picks the team they want to win. Then begin. Any time the opposing team gets one of the rules, you drink. So you mainly drink when your team is on defense. If more than one rule occurs, add up the drinks and take them. Example: 3rd down completion means a first down so 3 drinks plus 2 drinks. Here are the rules...

Touchdown - 6 drinks
Extra Point - 1 drink
Two Point conversion - 2 drinks
Field goal - 3 drinks
Safety - 10 drinks

1st down - 2 drinks
3rd down completion - 3 drinks
4th down completion - 4 drinks

Penalties - half the amount of the penalized yards
Interceptions - 5 drinks
Interceptions into a touchdown - 10 drinks
Fumbles - 3 drinks
Fumbles into a touchdown - 6 drinks
Sack - 5 drinks
Loss of yards - amount of yards lost
Punt - 2 drinks

If your punt is returned for touchdown - finish drink
Kickoff return - finish drink